yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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