You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Shame - the story of my life.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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