she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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