I'm pants shitting drunk right now
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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