just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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