so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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