oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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