i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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