So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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