I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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