Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
