Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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