Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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