I just saw a hot homeless man
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Too much gin, very little bucket
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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