My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Apparently you make a good broom.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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