i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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