i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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