Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
as a side note pls kill me
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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