My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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