I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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