i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
