I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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