Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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