The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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