i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.