marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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