I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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