So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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