Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Shame is for Republicans.
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