Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
