is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
