If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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