best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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