and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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