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(760): View more from California

My girlfriend figured out who you are.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Call me "white mamba"

(334): View more from Alabama

Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake

(251): View more from Alabama

It is white.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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(858): View more from California

i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..

(720): View more from Colorado

yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures

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(708): View more from Illinois

She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid

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(856): View more from New Jersey

What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.

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(312): View more from Illinois

He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.

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