At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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