I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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