Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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