this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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