i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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