I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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