Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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