Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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