he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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