I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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