She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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