the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sober January is a disaster.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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