I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So. Much. Porn.
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