Do vagina's smell?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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