apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Boobs are out for the taking
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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