Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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