Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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