Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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