In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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